EDWARD FUCKING CULLEN, LEAVE BELLA ALONE

EDWARD FUCKING CULLEN, LEAVE BELLA ALONE

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peetasfakeleg: This is my favourite post, ever.

peetasfakeleg:

This is my favourite post, ever.

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you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop 

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  • Hey, I just met you
  • And this is crazy
  • But I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous, green rage monster
  • So call me, maybe
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  • musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
  • kids: but we're broke too
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
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poppy-lockstockings:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

That awkward moment when you get shot by your wife

In front of your wife

Who then proceeds to try… and kill… your wife?

WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO ENJOY YOUR STAY

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h1pster-is-mainstream: dont remember the last time i laughed so much

h1pster-is-mainstream:

dont remember the last time i laughed so much

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theaquatruck: Excuse me while I tag Mel

theaquatruck:

Excuse me while I tag Mel

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snow-cones: thedarkestglow: Nobody ever sees the after picture. I love this.  the one in the red shorts is like “shiiit” OMG ITS THE AFTER PICTURE!!

snow-cones:

thedarkestglow:

Nobody ever sees the after picture.

I love this. 

the one in the red shorts is like “shiiit”

OMG ITS THE AFTER PICTURE!!

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ihadsexwithjoshfranceschi: i 

ihadsexwithjoshfranceschi:

i 

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why cant people appreciate how much effort I put into not becoming a serial killer

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hairspr4y: this.

hairspr4y:

this.

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